fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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