what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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