ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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