I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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