i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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