fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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