Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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