i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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