I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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