Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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