so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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