how can u be prego again
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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