grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
