sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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