operation harelip BJ is a go
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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