yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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