I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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