BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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