you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
