what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
