put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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