I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
