the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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