Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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