i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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