Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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