He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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