his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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