new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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