You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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