Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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