help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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