Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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