you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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