You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Duck Duck Cougar?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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