dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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