Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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