he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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