Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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