problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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