lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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