just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
