Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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