three words: i give head
three words: not that well
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
