your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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