woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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