I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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