You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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