Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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