Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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