can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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