I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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