5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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