also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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