Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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