Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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